You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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