Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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