chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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