Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Randomize
