think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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