What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He? As in you personified your dick?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
