Barsexuality is the new black.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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