how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
