I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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