Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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