If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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