That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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