I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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