On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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Someone signed my nipple.
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