What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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