That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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