butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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