I need help removing her.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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