I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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