big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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