did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The uberlube is also flammable
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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