who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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