I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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