adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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