Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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