its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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