The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just pee around me
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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