The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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