The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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