idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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