For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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