But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
