I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
