are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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