I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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