was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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