I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
My vagina is officially offended.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
