Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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