Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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