Whoa Z and x make the same sound
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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