Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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