I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
too bad you live with your parents still
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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