But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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