can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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