when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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