your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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