i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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