Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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