No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
