Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
