i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Randomize
