u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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