I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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