That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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