Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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