Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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