Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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