Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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