i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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